Six Amusements, That Is
Last Friday, I attended the best online party that I've ever been to. It was so good, the conversations kept going through the weekend. (Thank you again, Charlotte.) There's still some comments being made today. Well, I made plenty of new friends and discovered so many interesting blogs. But - all of this took a lot of work too, and after the party I felt like I had the biggest hangover of my life. I decided it was time for one of my 'let's laugh' posts.
As Aristotle once said, "The secret to humor is surprise."
So, let's get laughing.
Pinterest Humor Board (Mine, of course)
If you belong to Pinterest, then you know there are a lot of funny postings. Here are some that I've collected:
(Find the dog)
(From twitpic.com)
(I need to hire this kitty)
Donna's humor board Please visit my board to find the links for these pics.
2. Have you seen the church ladies newsletter misprints? Here are just a few:
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the first Presbyterian church. Please
use large double door at the side entrance.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
to join the choir.
The Lutheran men’s group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private
study.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they
may be seen in the church basement Friday.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
3. Funny signs
From Ellen Degeneres show http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/funny_signs_from_around_the_world
4. I'm sure you've seen some of the auto correct mistakes? http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
5. Something Got Lost in the Translation
"Members and non-members only."
-- A sign outside Mexico City's Mandinga Disco in the Hotel Emporio.
"Do not spit here and there." -- A sign in Calcutta, India.
"Caution Water On Road During Rain" -- A sign in Malaysia.
"Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."
-- From an advertisement for a restaurant in Tokyo.
"For your convenience, we recommend
courteous, efficient self-service."
-- A sign in a Hong Kong supermarket.
25 comments:
Donna, these are all priceless! My favorite?
" The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday."
Laughed out loud at that one. :)
I love this!!! I really want that dog that's sitting with the stuffed animals. What a cutie!!!
Love this one....It made me laugh and smile. Thanks!!
E.J., thank you for your comment. I'm glad the post made you laugh out loud.
Ange, thank you for your comment. Isn't that dog adorable?
Sallie, thank you for your comment. I am glad it made you happy.
What a nice collection of fun! Hugs to you, Donna.
Just brilliant! Too many to mention, chortle chortle! Oh, ok then, the weightwatchers and the advice to go through the 'large, double doors' awwww!
Sally, thank you for your comment. It's great to just laugh sometimes, isn't it?
Jaxbee, thank you for your comment. That weight watcher one is one of my favorites.
These are all fabulous Donna - I enjoyed so many I can't pick a favourite! Thanks for putting together such a great post.
Sharon, thank you for your comment. I'm glad you liked it. Nothing like laughter to make our days better.
Where do you get these things? They were very funny.
Unfortunately in England, these kind of mistakes are everywhere. People have not only forgotten to speak English properly, they also no longer know or care that it's spoken wrongly.
Roger, thank you for your comment. We do these things a lot here too, only we love to laugh at them.
I want one of those Hawaii chairs! Great post Donna, thanks for the laugh.
Hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!!
Barbara, thank you for your comment. Everytime I watch that Hawaii chair, I laugh so hard.
Victoria, thank you for your comment. I'm glad I could make you laugh.
Very funny!
Sharon, thank you so much for your comment.
LOL. These are too funny! Thanks for the laugh this morning.
Kelly, thank you for commenting. I'm glad I could make you laugh.
I found the dog! That is SO cute. I saw a YouTube video with a bog like that - they are just like cuddly bears!
I love teddy bears - on my wedding day we had teddy bears on the invitation, the order of service and handed out chocolate bears to our guests!
omg, Kay, how cute! I love bears too. They are just adorable. Thank you for your comment.
Thanks for some needed laughs this weekend!
I love the bear and dog picture and that cat!
OneMommy, thank you for your comment. I have to say the cat picture is one of my favorites.
Thanks for the good laugh. It helps to keep humour in our lives - it really does.
Kate, thank you for your comment. It's nice to have a good laugh now and then.
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