Six Amusements, That Is
Last Friday, I attended the best online party that I've ever been to. It was so good, the conversations kept going through the weekend. (Thank you again, Charlotte.) There's still some comments being made today. Well, I made plenty of new friends and discovered so many interesting blogs. But - all of this took a lot of work too, and after the party I felt like I had the biggest hangover of my life. I decided it was time for one of my 'let's laugh' posts.
As Aristotle once said, "The secret to humor is surprise."
So, let's get laughing.
Pinterest Humor Board (Mine, of course)
If you belong to Pinterest, then you know there are a lot of funny postings. Here are some that I've collected:
(Find the dog)
(I need to hire this kitty)
Donna's humor board Please visit my board to find the links for these pics.
2. Have you seen the church ladies newsletter misprints? Here are just a few:
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the first Presbyterian church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
The Lutheran men’s group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
3. Funny signs
From Ellen Degeneres show http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/funny_signs_from_around_the_world
4. I'm sure you've seen some of the auto correct mistakes? http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
5. Something Got Lost in the Translation
"Members and non-members only." -- A sign outside Mexico City's Mandinga Disco in the Hotel Emporio.
"Do not spit here and there." -- A sign in Calcutta, India.
"Caution Water On Road During Rain" -- A sign in Malaysia.
"Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses." -- From an advertisement for a restaurant in Tokyo.
"For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service." -- A sign in a Hong Kong supermarket.